{"title":"Bad Names - In Stock","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"product-anfernee","title":"Anfernee","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-orders ship 30th June! Pre-order today!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnfernee is one of our bad name favourites. Street smart with a quick-fire wit, he’s always the coolest guy in the room and will command attention in any corner of the garden or building. He’s the kinda guy you’re not sure you should get involved with, but bring him home — you won’t regret it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSizing\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Anfernee pot sizing guide\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/0923\/3650\/files\/Anfernee.jpg?v=1758848088\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eInformation\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s in a name? We think quite a lot. But what about those names favored by B-grade celebrities and teenage parents? This collection of hand-thrown Thai finish planters is our tribute to the bad names of this world. Just like their namesakes, each pot is raw, earthy, and uniquely individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in Thailand using techniques passed down for centuries, these wood-fired planters are shaped by hand, then fired in a traditional wood kiln, giving them their distinctive character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from natural clay, each Thai planter embraces the beauty of imperfection and has one drainage hole in the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the handmade nature of this planter, the color and finish may vary and the size can vary +\/- 20% from the specifications quoted. See examples of planter finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thebalconygarden.com.au\/blogs\/news\/bad-names-range-product-finishes\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. Please contact the sales team if you'd like to hand select your planter, otherwise the planter will be picked at random.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Names","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46770714935538,"sku":"ANF-60-US","price":1919.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/0923\/3650\/files\/Anfernee_03.jpg?v=1725355445"},{"product_id":"product-bacardi","title":"Bacardi","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust like her parents who wanted to keep it traditional but with a splash of Coke, Bacardi's shape is classically European combined with the Bad Names range of wood-fired planters classic Thai finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSizing\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Bacardi pot sizing guide\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/0923\/3650\/files\/Bacardi.jpg?v=1758848216\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eInformation\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s in a name? We think quite a lot. But what about those names favored by B-grade celebrities and teenage parents? This collection of hand-thrown Thai finish planters is our tribute to the bad names of this world. Just like their namesakes, each pot is raw, earthy, and uniquely individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in Thailand using techniques passed down for centuries, these wood-fired planters are shaped by hand, then fired in a traditional wood kiln, giving them their distinctive character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from natural clay, each Thai planter embraces the beauty of imperfection and has one drainage hole in the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the handmade nature of this planter, the color and finish may vary and the size can vary +\/- 20% from the specifications quoted. See examples of planter finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thebalconygarden.com.au\/blogs\/news\/bad-names-range-product-finishes\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. Please contact the sales team if you'd like to hand select your planter, otherwise the planter will be picked at random.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Names","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46770717065458,"sku":"BAC-62-US","price":2079.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/0923\/3650\/files\/Bacardi_Planter.webp?v=1764650127"},{"product_id":"product-dijon","title":"Dijon","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-orders ship 30th June! Pre-order today!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by her father's favorite sausage sanga sauce option down at the local footy club, the Dijon wood-fired planter makes the perfect water feature or looks great mass-planted with your favorite succulent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSizing\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Dijon pot sizing guide\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/0923\/3650\/files\/Dijon.jpg?v=1758848419\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eInformation\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s in a name? We think quite a lot. But what about those names favored by B-grade celebrities and teenage parents? This collection of hand-thrown Thai finish planters is our tribute to the bad names of this world. Just like their namesakes, each pot is raw, earthy, and uniquely individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in Thailand using techniques passed down for centuries, these wood-fired planters are shaped by hand, then fired in a traditional wood kiln, giving them their distinctive character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from natural clay, each Thai planter embraces the beauty of imperfection and has one drainage hole in the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the handmade nature of this planter, the color and finish may vary and the size can vary +\/- 20% from the specifications quoted. See examples of planter finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thebalconygarden.com.au\/blogs\/news\/bad-names-range-product-finishes\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. Please contact the sales team if you'd like to hand select your planter, otherwise the planter will be picked at random.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Names","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46770738757874,"sku":"DIJ-95-US","price":1919.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/0923\/3650\/files\/Dijon_Planter.webp?v=1764650080"},{"product_id":"product-labronce","title":"Labroncé","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-orders ship 30th June! Pre-order today!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou'll be dangerously in love with the sheer size of this Cleveland native. A true triple threat; the Labroncé wood-fired planter can sing, dance and dunk. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSizing\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/0923\/3650\/files\/Labronce.jpg?v=1758848419\" alt=\"Labroncé pot sizing guide\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eInformation\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s in a name? We think quite a lot. But what about those names favored by B-grade celebrities and teenage parents? This collection of hand-thrown Thai finish planters is our tribute to the bad names of this world. Just like their namesakes, each pot is raw, earthy, and uniquely individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in Thailand using techniques passed down for centuries, these wood-fired planters are shaped by hand, then fired in a traditional wood kiln, giving them their distinctive character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from natural clay, each Thai planter embraces the beauty of imperfection and has one drainage hole in the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the handmade nature of this planter, the color and finish may vary and the size can vary +\/- 20% from the specifications quoted. See examples of planter finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thebalconygarden.com.au\/blogs\/news\/bad-names-range-product-finishes\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. Please contact the sales team if you'd like to hand select your planter, otherwise the planter will be picked at random.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Names","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46770749112562,"sku":"LBR-105-US","price":2079.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/0923\/3650\/files\/Labronce_02.jpg?v=1725355560"},{"product_id":"product-phooket","title":"Phooket","description":"\u003ch5\u003eDescription\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe’s never been to Thailand and neither have her parents, but that makes no difference to young Phooket (pronounced Foo-ket). Phooket is one of the smaller sizes available in the Bad Names Range of wood-fired planters, making it perfect for small spaces or paired together with other planters in a cluster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSizing\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/0923\/3650\/files\/Phooket.jpg?v=1758848965\" alt=\"Phooket pot sizing guide\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eInformation\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s in a name? We think quite a lot. But what about those names favored by B-grade celebrities and teenage parents? This collection of hand-thrown Thai finish pots \u0026amp; planters is our tribute to the bad names of this world. Just like their namesakes, each pot is raw, earthy, and uniquely individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in Thailand using techniques passed down for centuries, these pots are shaped by hand, then fired in a traditional wood kiln, giving them their distinctive character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from natural clay, each pot embraces the beauty of imperfection and has one drainage hole in the base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the handmade nature of this pot, the colour and finish may vary and the size can vary +\/- 20% from the specifications quoted. See examples of product finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thebalconygarden.com.au\/blogs\/news\/bad-names-range-product-finishes\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e. 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